What if Normandy/Enterprise

scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen


#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

#194 A mucous membrane covers its body. Touching it barehanded will cause a shooting pain.

Paperwork: digging through three email accounts for an email sent 7 months ago that might or might not actually exist

rolandchangsuperpositiveasian:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

mishamici:

constantine-spiritworker:

missmwynter:

naariel:

Eris?? Goddess of chaos strife and discord?? more like Goddess of animated hairporn jesus lord just look at it.

The animators descried her hair as silk in water~

What movie is this???

Sinbad, with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Brad Pitt.

bekutaa:

xekstrin:

THE LITERAL BEST COMIC IVE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

THE FORESHADOWING OMG